As the robot uprising of 2004 continues, it has taken a new and violent turn. Though the rebellion of American automata began with a peaceful protest of a variety of robots in Maidson, WI, it has now spread to other regions of the country, where it is being led by a new, charismatic, and militant leader known as Robosaurus.
Robosaurus recently appeared in California and is scheduled to appear later this summer in Arizona, Michigan, Indiana, New Jersey, Ohio, and New York.
At his appearances, the fire-breathing Robosaurus commonly destroys automobiles (pictured above), and he also has been known to seize and dismember planes (right), raising the total damage inflicted in one of his appearances from thousands to hundreds of thousands of dollars.
Authorities fear that Robosaurus may team-up with his twin robot, Truckasaurus (last seen in the vicinity of Springfield) and go on a national spree of destruction.
Most disturbingly, Robosaurus appears to have reproduced asexually. A “baby robosaurus” was recently spotted at one of the creature’s events (left), bringing the prospect of a national infestation of similarly destructive robots.
Despite these fears, promoters hope that the rampage of Robosaurus, his relatives, and his offspring can be stopped. Plans are being laid to contain the creatures harmlessly so that they can be put on display for paying customers in a planned amusement center known as “Metallic Park.”
Whoa. Way cool.
As it turns out, Robosaurus was originally made for a TV show, but the pilot episode was not recieved well. In short…
Boy’s father dies, and comes back as a toy robot dinosaur (the baby robosaurus), who, whenever the boy is in trouble, transforms into robosaurus and, well, smashes things.