Global Test™ now online!

Take the official GLOBAL TEST™ to determine if YOUR planned foreign policy action meets the necessary standards!

BTW, note that the test is hosted at transterrestrial.com. This obviously confirms that it’s the test Kerry meant when he said “not just in the globe, but elsewhere.”

Note: You may have to take the test multiple times to get the hang of it.

Author: Jimmy Akin

Jimmy was born in Texas, grew up nominally Protestant, but at age 20 experienced a profound conversion to Christ. Planning on becoming a Protestant seminary professor, he started an intensive study of the Bible. But the more he immersed himself in Scripture the more he found to support the Catholic faith, and in 1992 he entered the Catholic Church. His conversion story, "A Triumph and a Tragedy," is published in Surprised by Truth. Besides being an author, Jimmy is the Senior Apologist at Catholic Answers, a contributing editor to Catholic Answers Magazine, and a weekly guest on "Catholic Answers Live."

2 thoughts on “Global Test™ now online!”

  1. This is a great piece of work: both funny and savage. I inadvertently managed to pass the test twice: once by asking to take it in French (which I do speak) and once by suggesting that I wanted to put down a rebellion in a former colony. In each case I was given an immediate pass to go do what I liked.
    But anything that smacked of the Anglosphere – you know, getting rid of homicidal dictators, rebuilding a damaged country – got my wrist slapped for those.

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