Sometimes people ask me where I learned what I know about theology and apologetics.

"University of Late-Night Studies," I tell them.

But maybe that school is about to close.

For me and other sufferers of insomnia.

FIRST LONG-TERM INSOMNIA TREATMENT APPROVED.

The problem up to now has been that insomnia treatments have either had horrible side-effects (like grogginess during the day) or been ineffective for more than a few nights at a time (because your body gets used to them).

Long-term effects of the new treatment on apologetics are unknown.