Funniest eBay Acution Ever?

TOO FUNNY!

Starts slow but gets ROFLOL as it continues.

(Cowboy hat tip to the reader who sent it!)

What I’m wondering is: If I can go down to my friendly neighborhood Wal-Mart and buy ammo, why can’t you buy it on eBay?

Author: Jimmy Akin

Jimmy was born in Texas, grew up nominally Protestant, but at age 20 experienced a profound conversion to Christ. Planning on becoming a Protestant seminary professor, he started an intensive study of the Bible. But the more he immersed himself in Scripture the more he found to support the Catholic faith, and in 1992 he entered the Catholic Church. His conversion story, "A Triumph and a Tragedy," is published in Surprised by Truth. Besides being an author, Jimmy is the Senior Apologist at Catholic Answers, a contributing editor to Catholic Answers Magazine, and a weekly guest on "Catholic Answers Live."

10 thoughts on “Funniest eBay Acution Ever?”

  1. What I’m wondering is: If I can go down to my friendly neighborhood Wal-Mart and buy ammo, why can’t you buy it on eBay?
    For the same reason you can’t order guns through the mail (unless you have a Class III license): Lee Harvy Oswald.

  3. What I’m curious about is, does this brass come with primer or powder? That could be dangerous.
    😉

  4. A little insight into my sense of humor:
    The funniest thing on that entire page, to my mind, was at the end where the questions from potential bidders were answered.
    “Do you know where I left my car keys?”
    “Yes.”

  5. .303 ammunition was standard military issue with British and ANZAC forces from the Boer war in 1896 through to WW11 and beyond. Many of these rifles came on the market during those years, and were the hunter’s weapon of choice for many years, until the 30.06, .308, 7.62 mm and .270 among others came along.
    I have a Mk.IV Lee Enfield jungle carbine .303 which I purchased in 1962, and have had much success in earlier years hunting dear, goats and pigs. Has not had much use for 2o years or so now, even though there is still plenty of hunting to be had as close as 15miles from where I live.
    But this clip of .303 shells is totally harmless.
    The question I want to ask is, – ‘Would possessing this highly valued brass cure one of acne, depression, hypertension, anxiety or erectile problems?’
    Not that I have any of these complaints, but nowadays everything seems to claim a cure for those ailments.

  8. You were quite correct in saying that it was ‘Too Funny’, it really was!
    The ‘dog and thistle’, that could be a name for a country pub…
    God Bless.

  9. “. . . shaking in a corner like a dog sitting on a thistle . . . ”
    Yeah, that was my favorite line, too. And totally should be a pub! Very nice, ukok.
    And the questions at the end were great. “Dad?” LOL!
    Thanks for posting this, Jimmy! It’s just WAY too funny. And I needed the laugh!

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