March 13, 1781: Sir William Herschel discovers the planet Uranus.
It was the first planet to be discovered since prehistoric times, and thus the first not worshipped as a god by the ancients.
He wanted to call it Georgium Sidus ("The Star of George") after England’s Mad King, who was kinging at the time of the American Revolution, which had started a few years earlier.
Well, everybody recognized that Georgium Sidus wasn’t quite right as a name.
French astronomers proposed calling it Herschel, after its discoverer.
That, of course, was worse.
It thus fell to German astronomer Johann Bode to come up with the name Uranus, giving rise to countless offputting jokes.

