Okay, okay. The Ides of April is actually April 13th, not April 15th, but it’s too goo an allusion to pass up.
Why beware today?
‘Cause it’s tax day in the U.S.!
Oooooooo! Pretty scary, eh, kids?
‘Couse it’s no where near as scary as in Europe or the more socialistic Anglophone countries, but it’s scary enough, okay!
Make sure you’ve sent in your taxes if you haven’t already!
Taxes? Bwahaha!!! Us 14-year olds needent need worry about them!
In 1910, the average total tax burden (fed, state, and local) was 5%.
Hehe... you said 'too goo'... (normally I wouldn't point out a typo, but one that rhymes is worth a mention)
Pax
OO-o-o-oh! It's Uncle Sam's 3-D House of Slave Labor!
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