Microsoft Word Grammar Checker Are No Good, Scholar Conclude.

Yes, it true! They are no good. It is bad very checker. They clear everything in this post blog. No green line squiggly. These sentence no verb.

Microsoft, it needs fix grammar checker or ditch. So articles say. I agree with it. I am violates multiple grammar rules herein. Last sentence two main verbs! Yet no squiggly line green still!

Microsoft Word grammar checker creation of Easter Bunny for mankind harm!

GET STORY!

Author: Jimmy Akin

Jimmy was born in Texas, grew up nominally Protestant, but at age 20 experienced a profound conversion to Christ. Planning on becoming a Protestant seminary professor, he started an intensive study of the Bible. But the more he immersed himself in Scripture the more he found to support the Catholic faith, and in 1992 he entered the Catholic Church. His conversion story, "A Triumph and a Tragedy," is published in Surprised by Truth. Besides being an author, Jimmy is the Senior Apologist at Catholic Answers, a contributing editor to Catholic Answers Magazine, and a weekly guest on "Catholic Answers Live."

16 thoughts on “Microsoft Word Grammar Checker Are No Good, Scholar Conclude.”

  1. Oh, I despise the Word grammar checker! If I want to use the passive voice, by golly, I’ll use the passive voice!!

  2. As I read Jimmy’s words, I hear a Chinese pidgin accent. Maybe Miscrosoft outsourced their grammar code to 19th century coolies.

  3. In regards to the passive voice post – you can adjust the grammar checker so that it does not pick up on such things and yet still selects certain other errors. I would like to set it up so that it flags anything not written in e-prime.
    I constantly run into issues with the grammar checker with ‘plural’ vs ‘singular’ when the verb is ambiguous as to the nature.
    If you want to do a good prank around the office go into someone’s autocorrect and change a few things… I set up one of my colleges so that every time he typed his name the autocorrect changed it to “Superman.”
    Perhaps with all of the errors it should change my name Shibboleth to Sibboleth.

  4. Wow that was irony – I miss typed colleague in my last post and word’s autocorrect changed it to Colleges… sorry about the confusion.

  5. “Miss Type” should be “mistype” in my last post also…. I think that I will quit while I am behind and writing in non e-prime passive voice.

  6. Hmm, a MicroSquash product that completely fails to do what it promises to do and yet annoyingly intrudes on your work.
    Anyone but me fail to be surprised by that?
    –arthur

  7. Allow me to troll post. 😉
    Switch from evil M$ Word to WordPerfect! Wordperfect uses Gammatik as the grammer checker. Not perfect, but not evil.

  8. I am a corporate training developer and technical editor by trade, and I use MS grammar checker solely for its entertainment purposes.
    When we get new writers or editors the first thing we do is instruct them to disable the grammar checker. Heck, if they can’t check their own grammar in the documents and courseware we create, they shouldn’t be in this job!
    ‘thann

  9. I always disable the automatic spell checking and automatic grammar checking in Word. I can’t stand seeing those stupid squiggly lines, especially when it often flags words or phrases where there is nothing wrong with the spelling or grammar.
    I much prefer Open Office anyway; it has essentially all the features of Word and Excel, and it’s free.

  10. Let us not neglect their spelling checker:
    JABBERWOCKY, corrected by Word
    or,
    Why You Do Not Want to Trust Automated Checkers
    Lewis Carroll
    (from Through the Looking-Glass and What Alice Found There, 1872)
    `Taws billing, and the smithy toes
    Did gyre and gamble in the wage:
    All missy were the brogues,
    And the mime rats outrage.
    “Beware the Jabberwocky, my son!
    The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
    Beware the Jujube bird, and shun
    The furious Bandersnatch!”
    He took his viral sword in hand:
    Long time the Manxwomen foe he sought —
    So rested he by the Tutu tree,
    And stood awhile in thought.
    And, as in offish thought he stood,
    The Jabberwocky, with eyes of flame,
    Came whiffing through the tulle wood,
    And burbled as it came!
    One, two! One, two! And through and through
    The viral blade went snicker-snack!
    He left it dead, and with its head
    He went galumphing back.
    “And, has thou slain the Jabberwocky?
    Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
    O crablouse day! Callow! Calla!’
    He chortled in his joy.
    `Taws billing, and the smithy toes
    Did gyre and gamble in the wage;
    All missy were the brogues,
    And the mime rats outrage.

  11. Hey Jimmy,
    Just wanted you to know that I used your post (attributed to you, of course) in my Developmental Writing class. Hope you don’t mind!
    Tim Peoples

  12. Student loans, and student loan consolidation – Lock in the lowest rate with NextStudent. We also offer a scholarship search engine, private student loans and federal student loan applications.

Comments are closed.