If you actually unknowingly kissed your long lost twin sister you are NOT a Redneck Jedi. If you have knowingly kissed your cousin and it didn't bother you... then you ARE a Redneck Jedi!!
If you have ever raised your light saber over your head and declared "From my cold, dead hands..."

1: You've used The Force to get a beer without leaving the sofa.
Most of those go back well before Episode I; I remember seeing those in the late 90s.

OK since we are poking fun at the south I might as well even it out and poke fun of us here in the north. Some cross-religious humor… from a Lutheran
You might be a Lutheran Jedi if…
1. When someone says, “May the force be with you” and you subconsciously reply, “And also with you."
2. You change lightsabers to match the proper color on the Liturgical Calendar.
3. When you hear of the great battle between the green and red you don’t think of Luke and Darth Vader in a Lightsaber battle but the battle over Hymnals.
4. When you see Jaba the Hut it reminds you that you have to make a jello mold for the pancake breakfast on Sunday.
5. Your transport is the Millennium Wagon, it has fake wood paneling and the secret compartments hold groceries.
6. You think that Hoth would be a nice place to settle and raise a family.

I just keep picturing a shotgun wedding between jar jar binks and some redneck daughter. Q: "Do you take this woman...?" A: "Me do."

You have rewired your R-2 unit to be a bug-zapper.
More than two cousins breathe funny and tell you "Luke, you are my father".
Your pod racer has a decal on the back with a black number 3 in a circle.
You've been given a citation for shooting Ewoks from a moving land cruiser.
You bought a Ronco LyteSaber(tm) from one of those TV ads and it works almost as good as a real one.

You might be in a faith community if ...

A reader, John S, writes saying: I am hoping that you can help me. I'm trying to figure out what...

You got the idea to bring down ATAT’s with tow ropes from your last deer hunting trip.
The neighbors called the authorities out to your house because you are shooting small animals with you spaceship. When the authorities ask why in heavens name you are blasting animals with a gigantic spaceship you reply, “For the love of the force, look at the size of ‘dem rats, they got to be bigger than 2 meters. It’s the only thing that I have found that will bring them down. I was just about to resort to using tow cables!”

While fixing the hand that you cut off trying clean under you fingernails with you light saber, the medical droid says, “I thought you smelt bad on the outside!”
Your broken down x-wing has a bumper sticker on it that says, “My other transport is the Millennium Falcon.”
You dislike your mother-in-law so much that after she tells you on the phone she is coming to stay for the weekend you freak out and - shoot the phone, yell “Boring conversation anyway, WERE GOING TO HAVE COMPANY”, and try to shove yourself down the garbage disposal to escape.
When you invite your fiends over for a party after the bar more than one of them says upon entering your house, “What a wonderful smell you have discovered.” You also hear one of the men tell his wife on the porch, “Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell.”

You watch Dukes of Hazard and ... hold a ... lightsaber ...
Oh dear, I am afraid I am not too good at this...

You think Princess Leia is the prettiest thing you've seen in seven galaxies.

"May the 32 be with you".

You have used a force pull to start your lawn mower because your arm was so tired.
You use the Jedi Mind trick to pick up women at bars.
You use "just a little" force grip on your wife when she's talking during the football game.

When engaging a vicious Sith Lord in battle you yell to your friends, "Hey y'all, watch this!"

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alright here goes:
You have a lightsword rack in your pickup.
You outfitted the Millennium Falcon with an 8-track deck.
You used the force to crush a beer can on your head.
You have tried to engage Yoda in a burping contest.
Your X-Wing Navigation unit uses the term 'over yonder'
You were trained by a Jedi Knight named Bubba