Yow, brother!!! Listen to your mom and get that abscess checked!!!

Second Dinosaur: Cornelius, we have no time! Leave the child!
First Dinosaur: Luck has been on your side this time, human. But so help me, if I find out you have told anyone about this encounter I will eat you like a pork chop! NOW BEGONE!

You've gotta love the new gumdrops for dinosaurs: Hard on the outside with a squishy liquid center!
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Let's ask Mr. T-Rex how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop? a-one, a-twohoo, a-three <>. A-three.

"No! It is I who will eat your head!"
Haven't read anyone else's contributions yet, but let's call it a day, folks. Nobody's going to top Jimmy's first effort. :-D

"Your breath stinks!"

Dino pez dispenceres run amok.

The Amazing Human-Dyno Trio was tragically reduced to a Duo today during a pre-concert sound test. Non-human members of the group swear they thought it was a Taste-test.

"Ummmmmmm.... I'm stuck...."

"Humans? They're not too bad. Kinda cruchy inside. Taste like chicken."

Um . . . that's "their" . . . I have vowel problems.

"Now, you listen here, young man! You take that human's head out from your mouth this instant! You just don't know where theyr dirty minds been!"

The ancient Roman tradition is that you put your hand in this mouth and then say something you swear is true. If it's a lie, it'll bite down and....

come on, now! stop it.
are you in there? BILLLLLEEEEEEYYYYYYY?????
it's time for supper.... Billy!!!!!!!!!!

And that is when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the sides. From the two raptors you didn't even know were there...