I very much like and respect the work that John Allen does for the National Catholic Reporter (the same cannot be said for the rest of the paper).
But Allen has a waggish tendency that sometimes manifests in the form of a tin ear.
I still cringe whenever I remember a piece he did a while back in which he said that "some people" referred to the 2004 controversy over pro-abortion politicians (esp. John Kerry) receiving Communion as "the 'wafer' wars."
Whenever Allen says "some people" refer to some thing by a joking name of this sort–or that "a wag" might refer to it as such–I can't help thinking that he's just playing with a pet phrase he's come up with.
It brings to mind the classic piece of writing advice: Kill your darlings.
"Wafer wars" is just too unserious a phrase to use when discussing if Our Lord should be received in Holy Communion by people that advocating the mass slaughter of babies (or that the mass slaughter of babies should be legal–if you want to let them use the "Personally opposed but" dodge).
Now Allen's come up with another one.
Can your heart stand the shocking truth about . . . "TALIBAN CATHOLICISM"?

